General humor

SELECT A GIRL OR GIRL MATHEMATICAL LOGICAL?
There are two girls, one of those ways
MATHEMATICAL thinking (M) and the other way
thinking relies on LOGIC (L). They are both
walking home through the dark street, and
distance of their homes are still some distance away. After a few
their long run ....

M: Did you also notice, there is a man
ongoing follow us kira2 since
thirty-eight and a half ago? I
worried he's going bad.
L: That's Logical. He wanted to rape us.
M: Oh no, the speed of walking we like
This, within 15 minutes he will be successful capture
we. What should we do.
L: There is only one logical way should we do,
ie run faster.
M: That's not much help, how nich .....
L: Of course it does not help, if logic is
We walked faster he will also accelerate
the course.
M: So, what should we do? With
we speed like this he will be captured
we are within two and a half minutes ...
L: There is only one step that we must Logical
do .. You pass the road to the left and I passed
road to right. so that he can not follow
both of us and only one of which followed
by it.
After the two girls split up, it was Men
follow the girl who uses logic
(L). Mathematical girl (M) arrives home first and
he worried about the safety of his friend. But, do not
Before long, Ga dis Logic (L) comes.
M: Oh thank god .. You arrived safely.
Uh, how your experience was followed by a man?
L: When we parted he kept following me.
M: Yes .. ya .. But what happens then with
you?
L: In accordance with the logic I just ran as hard as
and man power to run itself also desperately
I am pursuing.
M: And ... and ..
L: In accordance with the logic he had approached me
in the dark ...
M: Then .. What are you doing?
L: There is only one logical thing I can do,
ie I lifted my skirt ..
M: Oh ... And what did he say?
L: In accordance with the logic ... He lowered
pants ...
M: Oh no ... So what happens then?
L: It is only logical, if a girl is raised
skirt running faster than the man who
run with stripped pants ... So finally
I can get away from him ...